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(Date Posted:08-31-2005 9:22 AM)
THE ORIGINAL VERSION:If you love something,Set it free...If it comes back, it's yours,If it doesn't, it never was yours....THE PESSIMIST VERSION:If you love somebody,Set her free ...If she ever comes back, she's yours,If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.THE OPTIMIST VERSION:If you love somebody,Set her free ...Don't worry, she will come back.THE PLAYFUL VERSION:If you love somebody,Set her free ...If she comes back, and if you love her still,Set her free again, repeat *THE LAWYER'S VERSION:If you love somebody,Set her free...Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the secondamendment of the matrimonial Freedom Act clearlystates that...THE BILL GATES VERSION:If you love somebody,Set her free...If she comes back,I think we can charge her for re-installation fees andtell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
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